I hide my tears behind a fake beer
Keeps my arrow straight and more sincere
I've cried into this lake
Well that's just cupid's fate
And if I could I'd kick him straight in the rear
I hide these tears behind a fake beer
Seems better than divulging my hopes and fears
I wonder what it'd take,
To win a little dough upon my plate
Because I'm hungry and this bucks lookin' mighty sheer
I hide my tears behind a fake beer
Better than gettin' pissed with all these steer
As the drinks take them away,
Tomorrow's hell we'll have to pay
And the end of my old liver is drawing near
